GARB DUMP FINDS

WARNING: I FOUND ALL OF THESE CLOTHES IN DUMPSTERS BECAUSE I AM A CRUSTMAXXER AND DO NOT SHOWER. I HAVE NOT WASHED ANY OF THESE CLOTHES AND I NEVER WILL. IF YOU ARE NOT A CRUSTMAXXER, YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND. PLEASE LEAVE THIS PAGE IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND CRUSTMAXXING. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

FOUND ON 6/10/20 3:40 AM

My first beaut. Truly immaculate.

At first, I thought the design was a romans bible verse, but it turns out to just be a shirt for some random band I think like 30 Facebook motorcycle dads have heard of.

Fun story about this: I got punched by a girl in this shirt.

It's really basic but is near and dear to my heart simply because It's my most worn GARBFIND. Love it.

FOUND 6/??/20

Found this baby on the ground next to some broken beer bottles, it smelled absolutely foul but I took it anyway because the font used on here looked badass.

The shirt is a lil big on me NGL, but I still like it because of the unreadable font. Shit kicks so much ass.

FOUND 8/23/20 1:13 PM

This shit brings me back. I was skipping online school and just fucking around in a deserted Guitar Center parking lot. Then I found this.

According to my research, this is supposed to be a sweater for that shitty NETFLIX show Stranger Things, I hate Stranger Things and I refuse to watch more than 4 minutes of an episode, but I like the sweater a lot. I feel like one of those chicks who wear Nirvana shirts and have daddy issues that say "Oh I don't know Nirvana, but I like the shirt. The smiley face make me feel happy Hurrurghg gjdhddhjdeej3wuyhbaiduhuiybjnuiuj"

What was I talking about again? Ah yea, this is a good sweater. Good find.